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183 – Relay Race

May 8th, 2009 | by Jim
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└ Tags: Cavalcade, Reclaimer

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↓ Transcript
Close up on the Reclaimer's face.

RECLAIMER: See if you can get a patch on that storage facility. We need to get an open line to a particular storage cell. It'll more than likely be buried under something obscure, to make it harder for your average hacker to locate it.

Pulled back from the Reclaimer, looking down on him from above and to his left.

CAVALCADE: We will do what we can, Reclaimer. This is not the most... ideal location in which to conduct this search.

CAVALCADE: Our connection to the ground-based datanet is patchy at best.

CAVALCADE: We are operating under sub-optimal conditions.

RECLAIMER: I understand. I--

A brilliant flare of light washing over the Reclaimer.

RECLAIMER: Damn it! We're getting a power surge here!

CAVALCADE: We see it, as well. It appears that the relay switch has overloaded. We have lost the connection planet-side.

The Reclaimer looking at a glowing display panel.

RECLAIMER: What are our options?

CAVALCADE: A physical repair to one of the main data lines. There is a minor breach in one that should be easy enough to repair, provided you are able to reach it.

RECLAIMER: Show me.

The Reclaimer looking down a long elevator shaft.

RECLAIMER: Bloody hell.

RECLAIMER: That's a long way down.

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  1. UmbraSilentium
    UmbraSilentium
    May 8, 2009 at 4:04 am | #

    Good thing his armor has that ballistics gel layer to cushion his fall, as well as bones of steel.

    • xSOB a DooBy
      xSOB a DooBy
      May 8, 2009 at 10:27 am | #

      Don't think that would work :) Read the mouse-over text :p

      • Spencer1519
        Spencer1519
        May 8, 2009 at 1:56 pm | #

        Oh that's just hilarious. Do all the comics have rollover text like that?

        I sense some rereading in my future to discover all the mouse over text.

        • Jim Stitzel
          May 8, 2009 at 4:13 pm | #

          Nearly all the comics since the new site design have the mouse-over text, yes. :)

      • UmbraSilentium
        UmbraSilentium
        May 8, 2009 at 4:15 pm | #

        I never said that it was a good idea. Even with the gel and reinforced bones there will be still a lot of pain and shock to deal with.

  2. Larrykan
    Larrykan
    May 8, 2009 at 4:14 am | #

    "I flew"

    • Yukob
      Yukob
      May 8, 2009 at 5:56 am | #

      Good call! You beat everyone to it!

      • Jim Stitzel
        May 8, 2009 at 12:27 pm | #

        "I fell." ;)

        • Yukob
          Yukob
          May 8, 2009 at 1:20 pm | #

          Even better call!

          • Spencer1519
            Spencer1519
            May 8, 2009 at 1:56 pm | #

            To quote a different Halo creation:

            "Huurk… Bleah…" would be the most likely end result.

          • pichux3
            pichux3
            May 10, 2009 at 8:56 pm | #

            Woot RvB, I love that series.
            Washington—"that was the worst grenade throw ever, of all time."
            Caboose———"it's not my fault, someone put a wall in my way."
            Go Caboose

            Church seams alot like reclaimer.

        • The Silver Fox
          The Silver Fox
          May 9, 2009 at 1:54 pm | #

          "We're not flying. We're falling with style!"

  3. Sangheilioz
    Sangheilioz
    May 8, 2009 at 4:18 am | #

    Since Larrykan took my original post idea…

    "Mind the invisible death barrier!"

  4. Lupus_Cruor
    Lupus_Cruor
    May 8, 2009 at 4:29 am | #

    i love the British curse there at the end _

    • Captain_EVA
      Captain_EVA
      May 8, 2009 at 6:53 am | #

      Britain FTW! lolz.

      • Jim Stitzel
        May 8, 2009 at 12:27 pm | #

        Hehe, it was just too appropriate to not have him say it there. :)

        • Spencer1519
          Spencer1519
          May 8, 2009 at 1:54 pm | #

          It was the highlight of the comic for me…

          • Jim Stitzel
            May 8, 2009 at 4:13 pm | #

            It cracked me up while I was writing it, moreso because the Reclaimer is NOT British. :)

          • Lupus_Cruor
            Lupus_Cruor
            May 8, 2009 at 6:26 pm | #

            I love using British curses, its so much fun

  5. SF Legend
    SF Legend
    May 8, 2009 at 5:56 am | #

    Sub!

    • Jim Stitzel
      May 8, 2009 at 12:26 pm | #

      "Wuv!"

      • asdf
        asdf
        May 8, 2009 at 4:56 pm | #

        i noticed that and i was like… is that crazy talkin?

  6. BareDuridz_Tank
    BareDuridz_Tank
    May 8, 2009 at 6:37 am | #

    Just Do It.

  7. HSAR
    HSAR
    May 8, 2009 at 6:38 am | #

    Ferial's obviously got his eye on the Reclaimer…

    • Jim Stitzel
      May 8, 2009 at 12:25 pm | #

      Ferial actually has nothing to do with this. It's actually just a simple case of the UNSC allowing one of their abandoned outposts fall into decay.

      • Snowxing
        Snowxing
        May 9, 2009 at 1:13 am | #

        Why didn't they just scrap it for money or something? Also, I would like to change my guess to foundry, as that seems like the more logical choice now.

        • uummmmmmm
          uummmmmmm
          May 9, 2009 at 3:43 pm | #

          Hey, I said that in last time's comments! :( Grrrrrrrr…

        • Jim Stitzel
          May 9, 2009 at 4:50 pm | #

          Two words – the Flood.

          • Snowxing
            Snowxing
            May 9, 2009 at 1:20 pm | #

            All the more reason to scrap it. You would think that the UNSC would purge all links to earth before the flood found them.

          • Jim Stitzel
            May 9, 2009 at 8:14 pm | #

            There hasn't been nearly enough time. The Flood poured over humanity so fast that survival is the only thing they've been able to think about. Scrapping out old installations isn't even on their radar right now.

          • Snowxing
            Snowxing
            May 10, 2009 at 2:49 pm | #

            Still, I would place removing any links to Earth on the top of my priority list if If I ran the UNSC. But I suppose you're right.

            To quote a dead soldier,
            "WHO IS RUNNING THIS ARMY!?!?!"

            To quote the same soldier…
            "I can't believe I died for this war…"

  8. Captain_EVA
    Captain_EVA
    May 8, 2009 at 6:56 am | #

    I could jump that…I'm amazing.
    Sub! Was that Mr. Crazy Cavalcade getting a say in there?

    • Jim Stitzel
      May 8, 2009 at 12:25 pm | #

      Jump across, sure. Jump down? I'd like to see you try… ;)

      • asdf
        asdf
        May 8, 2009 at 4:56 pm | #

        depends how far down it is?

      • Captain_EVA
        Captain_EVA
        May 8, 2009 at 9:11 pm | #

        Everybody would. The 'splat' and 'scrunch' when I reached the bottom would be satisfying for a lot of people. lol.

  9. adambearD
    adambearD
    May 8, 2009 at 8:40 am | #

    "Bloody hell"

    Is the Reclaimer British? ;)

    • Jim Stitzel
      May 8, 2009 at 12:24 pm | #

      Not so much. Could have been a commentary on what sort of death he could expect by jumping. ;)

    • Snowxing
      Snowxing
      May 9, 2009 at 1:15 am | #

      I didn't really notice that. I hear that a lot and I live in the U.S.

  10. adambearD
    adambearD
    May 8, 2009 at 8:42 am | #

    Also loving the little "sub" you through in there :)

    • Jim Stitzel
      May 8, 2009 at 12:24 pm | #

      Yeah, a little burst of inspiration that cracked me up. Actually reminds me of Elnea's infection form on HAFT.

  11. adambearD
    adambearD
    May 8, 2009 at 8:43 am | #

    *threw :$

    • Jim Stitzel
      May 8, 2009 at 12:23 pm | #

      Hehe, edit button? ;)

  12. xSOB a DooBy
    xSOB a DooBy
    May 8, 2009 at 10:27 am | #

    Loved the cursing. And there's always a complication :)

  13. Drake
    Drake
    May 8, 2009 at 10:37 am | #

    Feet First Into Hell! Come on, nobody lives forever! Jump!

    • Jim Stitzel
      May 9, 2009 at 4:53 pm | #

      Jumping in this case is a sure way to end up dead.

  14. adambearD
    adambearD
    May 8, 2009 at 11:59 am | #

    Next Issue – 184 – Pancakes: Reclaimer falls to his doom. The End.

    • Jim Stitzel
      May 8, 2009 at 12:22 pm | #

      Deus Ex Machiniphail

      :D

      • Anthony20022
        Anthony20022
        May 8, 2009 at 4:35 pm | #

        lol, good one

    • Diamondking
      Diamondking
      May 8, 2009 at 3:17 pm | #

      I want pancakes now….

  15. top gun
    top gun
    May 8, 2009 at 5:46 pm | #

    that is a long way down yo

  16. GreyouTT(Chad)
    GreyouTT(Chad)
    May 8, 2009 at 8:33 pm | #

    The Voices in his head are trying to kill him

    • Snowxing
      Snowxing
      May 9, 2009 at 1:25 pm | #

      You know, I was just thinking that.

      Lawl.

      • GreyouTT(Chad)
        GreyouTT(Chad)
        May 9, 2009 at 5:42 pm | #

        lol

  17. Rez
    Rez
    May 8, 2009 at 8:42 pm | #

    Hoo Boy! That IS a long way down, you know? And-
    Wait. Isn't there normally an elevator down there?? That's what it looks like anyway.

    "Sub!" Lol

  18. AdamSusskind
    AdamSusskind
    May 8, 2009 at 9:01 pm | #

    Ah "Bloody Hell". Such an awesome exclamation. I'm saving its appearance in CT for when Catfish does the voice of Dorian in the machinima.

  19. TTL OboeCrazy
    TTL OboeCrazy
    May 8, 2009 at 10:33 pm | #

    I hope the Reclaimer know how to repel.

    I'm surprised at the bright light in that third panel. I know there's some pretty direct lighting on Orbital, but I didn't realize it was so varied as to get the darkness in panel one and the brightness in that third panel!

    • Jim Stitzel
      May 9, 2009 at 4:52 pm | #

      I was kind of surprised by it, as well. Made it really interesting to film. :)

      • GreyouTT(Chad)
        GreyouTT(Chad)
        May 9, 2009 at 5:43 pm | #

        wait is this the Oboecrazy from the TT boards on AOL?

        • GreyouTT(Chad)
          GreyouTT(Chad)
          May 9, 2009 at 5:43 pm | #

          if it is it's me Homerunner if it isn't srry to bother you

          • TTL OboeCrazy
            TTL OboeCrazy
            May 10, 2009 at 3:23 am | #

            I am not on any AOL boards, so unfortunately it cannot be me. Though I am pretty impressed there's another OboeCrazy out there!

            ...well, impressed or SCARED OUT OF MY MIND!

          • ChadPurzycki
            ChadPurzycki
            May 10, 2009 at 12:04 pm | #

            o ok srry to have bothered you

  20. Elnea
    Elnea
    May 9, 2009 at 1:13 am | #

    Jump! Jump! Jump!
    ...
    ...AhhhhhhhhhHHhhHHhhhHHhhhHHhhhh!!!!
    ...
    boink.

    • Jim Stitzel
      May 9, 2009 at 4:51 pm | #

      You're starting to scare me, girl.

      ;)

    • Snowxing
      Snowxing
      May 9, 2009 at 1:24 pm | #

      Was that, by chance, a tf2 scout reference, or am I just a nerd?

    • TTL OboeCrazy
      TTL OboeCrazy
      May 10, 2009 at 3:24 am | #

      Who knows, maybe the Reclaimer will hit a rubber tree plant at the bottom and bounce back up! :D

      • uummmmmmm
        uummmmmmm
        May 10, 2009 at 3:29 am | #

        Everything can bounce, it's just a matter of how much and how high you drop it from! ;)

        • Jim Stitzel
          May 11, 2009 at 10:42 am | #

          Technically not true. An object that's 100% elastic won't bounce at all. :) (Yes, I'm calling back on my engineering knowledge now.)

      • Jim Stitzel
        May 11, 2009 at 10:43 am | #

        Damn those rubber trees. At least it would put a little, ahem, spring into his step. ;)

  21. Snowxing
    Snowxing
    May 9, 2009 at 1:16 am | #

    Yes. That is a long way down. Start climbing.

  22. AssaultCommand
    AssaultCommand
    May 9, 2009 at 3:08 pm | #

    Hey, I luv ur comic!
    Wish I was that good.
    U deserve recon. Do you getz it already?

    • Jim Stitzel
      May 9, 2009 at 4:52 pm | #

      Check my FAQ, but short answer? No, I do not.

      • Captain_EVA
        Captain_EVA
        May 10, 2009 at 7:52 pm | #

        You really should get Recon. You deserve it, that's for sure.
        Though me thinking that could be because one day I hope my comic will be as popular and appreciated as yours and therefore I would get Recon too….......lol

        • Jim Stitzel
          May 11, 2009 at 10:40 am | #

          Ulterior motives, eh? ;)

  23. uummmmmmm
    uummmmmmm
    May 10, 2009 at 3:37 am | #

    By the way, is it just me or is RC's head look disembodied in frame 3? I can't make out his neck.

    • Captain_EVA
      Captain_EVA
      May 10, 2009 at 7:53 pm | #

      I can just make out his neck but it does look a little strange.

      • Jim Stitzel
        May 11, 2009 at 10:39 am | #

        The light flare washed things out just a bit.

  24. Steadfast623
    Steadfast623
    May 10, 2009 at 7:49 pm | #

    Does Reclaimer know that Ferial can pose as a human?

    • Jim Stitzel
      May 11, 2009 at 10:40 am | #

      Not as such, no.

  25. Aardvark
    Aardvark
    May 10, 2009 at 9:49 pm | #

    Hehehehe

    It's certainly been long enough between real comic page updates!

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